@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: You think a 4-year old baby is adorable?? A 4-year old baby is terror on legs. With a vengeance.

Better make that, "no point shutting the gate once the horse has been shot." Poor MW2 PC version. No love from the public, no love from the devs. Well, little love.

This thread needs more Sin and Punishment 2. I'm welcome.

@Vanderblade: Anarchist_Gamer: Orange Box 2 will probably include L4D 1&2. Oh, and Team Fortress 2 again, but that's a story for another day...

Boba Fett?? Boba Fett!? Where!?

@D-K, Anarchist: Stupid combat systems are an integral part of the series. :P

@RealMido: Maybe his brother married the princess of another kingdom?

@swimmingninja: Sands of Time was about a guy trying to save the world from sand monsters that effed things up. He was a hero.

@Shinta: No they weren't.

@zackek: I think you'll find your answer right here:

2010 is going to be all about the tea-infused, chocolate-bombed coffees. With bubbles.

@KichiGuy: I have a baaad feeling about this...

K! K-k-k. O! O-o-o. T! T-t-t. A! A-a-a. Ku! Ku! Kotaku Dance!

@Protector one: Swiss Santa with Schmutzli ninja's:

@Showmeyomoves!: Don't forget about his army of black slaves. Oh, and he rides a motherflipping horse on a roof. He's badass.

@The Forgetful Brain: I was told you needed to do a triple-jump and then land on three goomba's consecutively. I never got that third goomba (they never line up!), so it might still be true...

@天: Ah, thanks for that clarification. (Although a walkthrough on Gamefaqs claims the "platinum stars" reward to be bogus.)

@DynamiteMonkey: Hear, hear. It frustrates me as well.

WTF? You didn't ask the important questions??

Captain Hammer plays it! I don't, though.