@guitarheroguru: Oh you too! I'm not alone! Not alone! #newsupermariobroswii

For some gestalty reason, I thought #17 was a well endowed dame with mario's head plastered on top. (Yes, I thought his belly was breasts and his heels were butt.) #newsupermariobroswii

The Nerf NOW, making sense to me it does not. They're playing charades and Pyro gets irritated or something? Makes no sense! #sundaycomics

@creiij: Wait for it... Dary!

@Gerk: Who gives a $120 game as a gift? Seriously? Seriously.

I have two accounts, actually. One for me, and one for a fake company I use to spam and annoy my boss. (For a long time he didn't know it was me. The reveal was priceless! :D) #twitter

Or Tingle. #newsupermariobroswii

Ha! No one recognized Imperial Hot yet! Losers. #onlyinjapan

Wtf? I would have to give up practically ALL my hobbies, going by that rule! #clutter

Year of the Mustache? #nightnote

I wonder what Bash's obsession with Jovovich is about. He can't go a day without posting about her! #millajovovich

Where's my obligatory dog cover, dog!? #videogamemagazine

Meh, it's still boring. Pretty! But boring. #okami

What the...? Pretty much all my Wii games use the Wiimote speaker. Dead Space, Madworld, No More Heroes... And those are just the ones I bought this year! #rabbidsgohome

Man, I tried real hard to come up with clever portmanteaux of Gundam characters and drinks, but I couldn't get any further than "Deathscider". :/ #gundam

The president. Is my childhood friend.

@The Anti-Fanboy: Your definition of 'soundtrack' has become muddied. It is a 'track' of 'sounds'. QUALIFIEDed. #cosplay

Get yourself a wristwatch and indulge yourself next November. #weekendnote

Clever, clever, clever. They removed the shitty (martyrdom), and added subtle deliciousness (dual attachments). Infinity Ward, I salute you. #spoileralert

@TaMss: "Tim says the same sell-outs were visible at other Yodobashi branches as well."