The Wii doesn't have enough RAM to run DK64. And it's not compatible with the Expansion Pak. :( #wii

@Sonira - Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more.: I'm with you man. Lost my star too. Sad, sad day. We'll make it through, though. If we just keep fighting and hoping. #talkamongstyourselves

Whaaa? Although it sounds cool, also throroughly confusing. I can do what now? Fork discussions by using a #hashtag? Am I doing it right? Is that the syntax? What is the effect of it, then? So confused!

Holy crap, I'd be scared shitless if that was my OS. Like, scared to turn on the machine, and such. Not a happy position to be in. Yay for XP Home Edition!

@DaveE: Not a lot of difference indeed, but taskkill is not available on all editions of Windows. Say, for example, XP Home Edition. :(

Hexic HD is my chaser of choice. Then again, I tend to have Hexic as the main course a lot too.

Oh I am, I am! Time lapse it on me!

iPhone stands are to Lifehacker, what game cakes are to Kotaku. Kotaku stopped doing those, you know! (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.)

"It's called a Single T." [www.doublefine.com]

@GenRedLeader: I have another explaination [sic].

Bromance through game. That's not the future! That's the now!

@Ravenhood: After my first playthrough I though it was the Skullkid/Stalkid. (Figuring MM's skullkid was the same as the one you meet in Ocarina's Lost Woods.)

A Boy and his Bob.

@Protector one: Oh, and for non-starring characters, the Battleship Croctopus Game guy from Wind Waker. "SPLIIISH!"

Jade, dammit! (No not Raymonds (isn't she awesome, though?!), Jade from Beyond Good & Evil.)

@tim rogers: Ah that's good to hear, since 'now' until 'six months from now' is exactly the time frame I'm looking at for finishing these two posts.

Screw HD, I'm convinced my SD crt is better than any LCD. Stuff your ghosty artefacts in your marginally black hole, flatscreens.

@izikavazo: Nintendo isn't all about the money. Sometimes they just make the games they feel like making.

If the numbers are cumulative, how can some of the lines dip?