@jupiterthunder: In soviet Russia, sleep eats you.

The special 'Lost and Damned'-branded Microsoft points came in a jewel case that can only hold a frakking card-sized object. WTF?

I approve of this post. You may do more like these. Heck, I encourage it.

@Janxer: That's not how chance works! With your logic, I could say there's a 50% chance I will win a million dollars today. Because either I win it, or I won't.

@Anthony Holmes: Actually, you're both wrong. 'Not losing' is not the same as winning, and vice versa.

Actual LOL! (Those are rare!)

@-Skyline-: Seconded!

Did anyone say you can also look through a CD yet? You can also look through a CD! Not the hole, mind you, but the actual plastic disc-y part. And not one with a printed label, of course!

@VanessaShanahan: Of course there is a way to filter those. You could try:

@orijimi: Who says Sam hasn't gone all cuckoo on us after his daughter was killed? I'd say it's a likely turn of events.

@zaq2g: That's cool.

@Orionsaint: $50 a year for one game?? I won't even pay that for Xbox Live!

If there are any IE+IEPro users out there, this similar script does a similar thing for you. [www.iescripts.org]

The battery rotation trick sounds so silly. It reminds me how I sometimes shake my tv remote to get better zappage. That also seems to work... ;)

I wish I could TRY Kodu. Stupid Community Games still aren't available in my region. :/

@OkayOctane: It'll make sense when you get some loved ones. (No, consoles don't count.)

Oh please go to YC! Write a snazzy Bash in Japan article about it!

@dowingba: Even though I agree the peripheral-mania needs to slow way down, hoping this particular one will fail is narrowminded and mean. There are plenty of classic games coming out for you buttonpushers. This is a game+peripheral many have wanted for a long time. (Ever since they played those skateboard games in…

@Mister Adequate: You don't want to know what those French-speaking bastards are doing in the streets at night. And they don't want you to know, either.

@_GiGAHEART_: Because that way, a new CoD is on shelves every holiday season, and Infinity Ward don't have to rush themselves.