@Taylor: They don't like Coldplay-ah! Oh no!

Best Grease-ref ever.

Rei as DC?

Need MOARR impression! Eh, good enough. Wonder what that bird does with all that cock.

If Chuck Norris was a game, I think he would look like that.

@Poisonous Taoist: Yeah, and all the other JMG bells and whistles too. :/

What the balls!? This is no Justify! Where's the cheesy intro? Where's the piano muzac! Where's the countdown timer? The "BLEEENK"-sound effect! The witty text comments? There's none of all that! Heresy!

@Skullabrine™: Oh man! There'd better be! I need me some Justify my Kane.

"And we've got a metric ton of hands-ons and impressions to post up over the next week"

I bet he graduated this fast, just so he could play videogames all day for the rest of his adolescence. Smart man, indeed.

Too bad none of them did the twisty arms around the back -thang. That would have put it over the top!

@MaxDragon7: That .1% is when you don't press the buttons hard enough. You have to punch the keys, for God's sake!

Heck yes, E3 ain't over for this damn site! You haven't posted the Sin and Punishment 2 hands-on report yet!

I think the spelling you were looking for was 'Batusi'. What the heck is a 'toosie'!?

Awesome! And for those not versed in the S&P story, Isa is Saki and Airan's son. Awesome. Can't wait to play this.

That it's secret. It only showed the title on the main page (with the theme I'm employing) with a link leading to the main page as well. So this post is pretty damn secret, if you ask me.

Wasn't Bungie all done and finished with Halo? :Confused:

@Desolation_Angel: It puts the lotion on its skin.

Holy crazy balls on fire! Get well soon!

This is a secret post! (Depending on which theme you're enjoying?)