From the get-go I was convinced this was a hoax, albeit a well-constructed one. I especially liked how the barking dog sounded like shite, and not at all like actual music.

Double Double U is a greedy non-gamer bastard. Don't care for High Scores, just for the moolah... Why I ought to...

@dowingba: Hell yes, there still would be. We'd all be fighting over the hot chick that shits chocolate chip.

Call me back when Captain Hammer is confirmed.

FACT: Googling 'patrick.mchellen' gets you a only a few hits, of which all are of this Kotaku post or content rips of this post.

Keyword: Smoothing?? Verbilicious.

Random alarm clock tip: if you have a radio in your alarm clock, put on some static. Much more relaxed to wake up to than: "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP".

Another one of those damn image rotaters! I want to see my images upright, damnit! I can't read the lol-captions when all my images are upside down!

Heck, I've even downloaded stuff I actually own. Why physically search when you find a torrent in seconds?

I thought the demo sucked a multitude of balls. Sure, throwing crap/stormtroopers at stormtroopers/crap is fun (although horribly unintuitive), but that's about it. Combat felt flawed beyond comparison and since you don't really do anything other than fighting in the demo... Yeah. Balls.

@rianfrost: But they also banned Killer7. Pass revoked.

@Killalaz: Do you even know what augmented reality is?

Then the player puts the lotion on its skin...

It's never too late to learn! Get a harmonica! They're cheap and portable. (It's the DS of the intrument-world. :P)

My computer is ok, it's me that's in disarray!

You pixelated her knee cap!? Oh wait, it's just a band-aid.

Tecquanix. Squanixmo. Enuartec. So many possibilities! (Of course, we all know it will just become lame old Tecmo Square Enix.)

@quen: I'm playing Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland RIGHT NOW. Apart from Hard Gay Man and slutty Pinkle, the game is pretty normal, actually. Pretty pretty, too. Not much fun though. Stupid 'money is everything'-gameplay is stupid.

@Protector one: That was just the Alpha. Check your facts, douche.

Eh. The Popfly Beta has been out for about a year or so. This 'news' confuses me.