I want to sex up her samba, amigo!

I've claimed alcohol improves your gaming skills for years now. I first discovered the phenomenon playing Kurukururin emulated on a pc with some friends (don't worry, one of us had the actual game. I think). Our Kurukururin skills dramatically increased as our supply of beers decreased.

No boundaries? So the game areas are spheres. Super Racing Galaxy, here we come! I wonder if you can jump between spheres (with or without the help of Lumas)...

@HikariOblivion: I wish they made a sequel. I loved that game!

Also, couldn't you even get the [i]real[/i] Brian Crecente to do his voice?

Have you no shame at all? Funny, though.

Bwah? He wants to build a Metropolis powered by the Niagara falls like King Gilette? I always knew he was crazy.

@dhlt25: Get off my Kotaku, mom.

Ok, so I wrote a script to rotate my wallpaper. Why did we want to do this again? :/

@chelsel: It's a feature, not a bug.

Lightsabers.

Fire crotch! :D

FACT: John Lennon was actually a kamikaze pilot that died in WWII. Although officials claim it was suicide, shady figures say Courtney Love was seen tinkering with his airplane before his last flight.

I've heard the book cover comes with a book inside it. Some sort of empty book for capturing note-like scripture. 'Note book', they called it, even. How novel! Poop!

And you play as Robert Smith of the Cure.

I love the Crotch Shotto. It's so bad.

Yay for Chowderhead! Old Luke > current Luke. (Sorry current Luke.)

Toad? I hate that gaywad! My top vote would've gone to Tingle. Now that's a class act character.

Well, EDGE's opinions are always stupid anyway. Don't get me wrong, they write fantastic features — given they stay objective. Their reviews and other articles that voice their own opinions suck balls.

Surely, the Great Brian Creshente doesn't stand in lines?