Tits N Ass, hell yeah! Wait. WRESTLING GAME?

First. Did not read.

What the...? They ripped off Doom... THE MOVIE?? That's lame. I hope there's no Vin Diesel.

@SpishackCola: What? Cream the Rabbit Cheese? Cream the cheese Rabbit? Cheese rabbit the cream? The cheese cream, rub it? What?

We-have-no-king, but, Spoony!

Bad McWhertor, BAD. Sunshine is a classic. Maybe not to you and your troglodytic ways, but it is to others.

That creature looks like a rancor that took a stroll on Isle Delfino.

@Cchrist: Two in the front, one in the back. Apparently.

That was good. But I feel Kotaku owes us a 'Justify Your Bashcraft' now.

E3 Thinks David Perry Is Broken, Stupid. E3 being me.

Actually, these Bears of War have me more excited than Gears 2. And I hate RTSs! (Then again, I also hate Gears.)

How are we to excrete the meaning from the abbrev. 'OT'? Surely, one cannot ask of us, the Kotaku Pride and Shame, to look at context, can you?? No, you cannot. Therefore, one is not to ever use 'OT' again, be it OT or not.

My friend hacked it the Windows way, and he's all happy-like about it. The Microsoft Exchange compatibility was a big deal to him. (His employer made him use a Windows Mobile device for Exchange-ing prior, which he was happy to retire.)

Aaargh! Extreme close-up Captain Kirk! Oh wait,it's just Tretton.

Awesome! Best game of show! Oh wait, this wasn't at E3.

Yay! A new Justify! Can we get a new Justify Your Kane as well? Those are the best kinds of Justify.

He played Bioshock on a plane??

Sexual innuendos on Lifehacker? No way!

@Iarwain: "IT'S A STRAP!"

Kreee! (A 'kree' of joy, that was.) I love 'Bashcraft in Japan'-pieces! Even the short ones.