Your comment reminded me of this: http://kotaku.com/overwatch-player-makes-banana-controller-for-winston-1782055031

I dog sit for my parents neighbors on a regular basis. A couple of years ago they got a new puppy who was just an absolute handful on his own, at night I would have to put in his kennel because he would destroy everything he could reach in the house otherwise. One morning after I woke up with a pretty decent hangover…

Does anybody know what happened with that guy who told people something along the lines of “it’s not funny, if you really want to help prevent cancer you should all kill yourselves, there are buses outside on the hour” after taking the headset from someone else during the Super Metroid run and then vanished a couple…

Hmm, I didn’t know about the counsiling thing either, I have crohn’s not celiac but I wonder if they do have something in my area like that. It could be really useful. 

This makes me sad that I live in this state.

How much cheese do you think all the staff combined could eat in one sitting?

That could be, I bought one a few days before Black Friday in MN, and they had all of the normal ones in stock then. I wonder if they are utilizing more of the space for production of the Switch to get ready for launch?

I just bought a Nissan a couple of months ago. Glad to see the cost shouldn’t be too absurd!

I would definitely want this if she yelled SNOWMAN when you activate cryofreeze

A screenshot like that being released would have had parents in an uproar like that whole deboggle with GTA back in the day.

I was thinking TL DR: Don’t push your friends when they are on a roller coaster in VR.

“from a man trapped in Russian”

I totally believe you Col. Broccoli... Great name by the way.

That was a refreshing thing to read. Kotaku has been one of the places that has felt safe a level since Tuesday night. Thank you.

I think I may just look up the video version for the time being, that is some bad closed captioning.

I wasn’t completely sold on the elite controller until I actually held one in my hands. I always thought the regular XB1 controllers felt flimsy and that it would break if I squeezed it too hard, not to mention the creaking. I picked up my friends elite controller and tried it for 5 minutes in a game and was sold. It…