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My first time playing DnD I joined in the middle of a campaign in progress. We were raiding a shipwreck to clear the area of goblins for a nearby town. We got most of the way through the encounter and one of our mages was levitating over me and casted a acid spell at an orc. Unfortunately he rolled a natural 1. I was

“What did you do today?”

Spork Race ~ may a slight incline be ever in your favour

After reading the James Bond part, I kinda wanna change my last name to Broccoli... That is awesome!

This has me curious, if they sent out an update with a “accept new ToS” attached to it and made a part about videos and streaming would that give them more legal leverage in this situation? Because they accepted the ToS and everybody reads it on each update! This mainly had me curious because most game updates I get

I don’t know if other states have this, but in Minnesota employers have to pay overtime even for salaried employees (Unless you make over a certain amount of which I am not sure, but I think it is pretty high).

Part of the reason that Valve had to buy the right for DOTA is that Blizzard’s creator tool had ToS that stated that they had the rights for any custom stuff made for Warcraft 3. So getting the rights would depend on Garry’s Mod ToS and also if they wanted to use the same name as it has in Garry’s Mod.

Now I will be jumping over the end parts of escaltors if I am forced to use one now after watching that first video

This is legit been my Xbox 360 avatar since Doritos Crash Course came out years ago.

It is the only one not symmetrical vertically!

“Please keep your opinions to yourself and just report on things that I like”

If anyone has not gone off road in the sand dunes in Idaho, I don’t know what you are doing with your life

Dear younger Protato,

Glad to see MN in the purple!

That is the first setting I checked for after having issues play OOT on 3ds and not finding a way to turn it off!

This story totally reminded me of Arian Foster arguing about why he thinks he could fight a wolf on Twitter recently!

I worked at Pizza hut for 9 years, fortunately my franchise never decided to do the heart shaped pizza promotions, because they did not give people time to practice or special tools for it, so we would have had to wing it. My friend worked at a Broadway Pizza that runs this promotion every year and I felt bad for him

Hearing the he calls it “the cyber” always cracks me up... and makes me sad... and a little worried. This story didn’t help much towards the being worried end

My friends mom used the web browser on the Wii to check her email for years.

That poop story. Haha, I am at work and all the people around me just stared at me when I was reading that because I let out a pretty good laugh. However if I ever wanted to show that story to my friends, I am definitely not going to be googling “Brothers pooper” though lol.