What I think will actually help stop teens from internalizing harmful ideas from porn (ie biology ideas, copy violence, body insecurities) is comprehensive sex-education that addresses porn as an acted-out fantasy rather than a documentary.

If you’re the type that only needs one square of toilet paper then you probably won’t. But a lot of us make a mess down there. It’s not that you won’t use TP, it’s that you’ll use a lot less of it. Plus, you’re a lot cleaner down there.

If you’re the type that only needs one square of toilet paper then you probably won’t. But a lot of us make a mess…

can’t argue that you need water. I don’t know how society is ok w/ the status quo dry paper in the 21st century. if you were eating a chocolate bar and spilled some melted choco on your arm, would you wipe it off w/ a dry paper towel or would you use water? now imagine if that were bird turd that hit your arm. now…

can’t argue that you need water. I don’t know how society is ok w/ the status quo dry paper in the 21st century. if…

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

As you should be.

Drives PT Cruiser. Deserves every rock that ends up in her face.

I love that it’s a PT Cruiser, which is like the poster car for vapid people with no taste.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my 40 years of existence.

My wife is 5'2" and does this on trips. I assume it’s for the same reason why I like putting my feet up on an ottoman...

Don’t do this, either:

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

Generally speaking, if you are around 200 feet away behind jet when it is taking off, your ears are getting blown apart by a SPL of roughly 120, which is what is known as the “threshold of pain”—the point at which you suffer irreversible hearing damage. So, even those dolts that manage to pull this stunt and live,…

Lol’d at “Isn’t that where they keep the runway?” What an awesome line!

Juliana International Airport GM: George?

There is literally nothing sad about this.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

What a bunch of whiny little pissbags everyone is being. Look, if you don’t like it, CANCEL YOUR DEPOSIT.