"Guy Fieri makes a great host."

Authorities are seeking this man for questioning:

"I know I'm risking a murder charge, but I just can't pass up the rental income!"

You know, I would wager that the police are asking him that very question as we speak seeing as he is now likely the prime suspect.

*The group decided to report the body once they realized that nowhere on his body was a Johnny Chimpo tattoo

These Hangover sequels are getting more and more preposterous.

Note to self.

The basket cases are some of the best.

There's just so, so much wrong with the Avalanche's entire aesthetic. It's like a perfect storm of everything that was wrong with sports branding in the late '90s, from the poorly-matched muted color palette to the non-plural team name to the cartoonish (in all the wrong ways) logo set.

Claiming to like the Nordiques when they were in Quebec has been a long-standing (forever-standing) Denver mechanism for dodging the bandwagon label. There's simply no other explanation for wearing the hockey jersey equivalent of post 5 year old birthday party vomit.

Better that than the fist-print Varlamov left on his girlfriends face...

First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on.

hahaha he wrote it like a true undergraduate too. Like you can't even believe how hard my college life is bro! I have frat shit to do an almost full-time job with no responsibility, and I'm taking 12 credits! Communications is so hard! You would never be able to hang with this schedule! And what's up with all these…

yes, that is fine. He's not talking about that. I get what you're saying. Wait until you get out of college and you'll see what Facebook becomes...tip: It's exactly what he says it is

Cool story, bro.

Shut the fuck up 93% of the time (margin of error +/- 7)

That was just sad, man, like, really, really sad.

tinder (yes its linked to facebook i know, but they dont use the fbook), snapchat, INSTAGRAM, twitter. its a natural evolution of social media. Facebook was easier and more convenient than MySpace and livejournal or whatever else there was. Now the more specialized social media sites and apps are quicker easier…

My cousin and his wife used to post this shit DAILY to each other and they lived in a fucking one bedroom apartment. Our entire family made fun of them to their faces until they both shut down their profiles.

Who the fuck cares to say happy birthday to casual acquaintances unless you are sad enough to want casual acquaintances wish you on your birthday.