IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT NEW!

Correct me if I'm wrong but i think the "greatest hockey player in the universe" didnt even have a shot on goal in this game.

Yeah...Sindy isn't dirty or a whiner. What kind of cruel god allows the yinzers quality hockey and football? There are starving fans in Cleveland who'd who'd be more than happy to have that kind of success.

Just got back from the game. Couldn't be more proud of the Blue Jackets. Almost the entire stadium stayed after the final buzzer to chant C-B-J in recognition of their hard work. It makes us excited about the future, one angry Crosby at a time.

Those cotton shirts aren't going to get picked up by themselves.

I have no faith in those people, period.

Eh, good point; hadn't considered that.

No shit, "Cleveland is not Akron." You don't have to "know Ohio" to know that Cleveland is not fucking Akron. You know what else it isn't? Madrid. It isn't Tokyo either. It isn't even Cincinnati. It's Cleveland. You said, "it's on the other side of the state." Cleveland and Akron are in adjacent counties barely an…

Oooohhhh, wow. LeBron stares down a retired legend while LeBron is on an uncontested break to the rim. And we're supposed to be impressed by this bitch move?

No thats exactly the point I'm trying to make, he's a great dude and an amazing baller, just for some reason I innately love to hate him. I'm not saying he has any flaws, just that he's become "the enemy" for a lot of people. To what I don't know.

It really is just the decision bullshit, hes a great/unselfish player who i rooted for for awhile when he was with the Cavs, but the move to Miami definitely left me jaded towards him. The last two playoffs hes proven he deserves to be in the conversation as one of the greats. I still dont like him though.

Absolutely. I have no doubt that Michael would have made Lebron pay for that on the court. Lebron is great, but he just didn't have the insane single-mindedness to humiliate his opponents the way Michael did. It's one thing to win rings in the watered-down NBA. It was another altogether back then.

Hey Sean, go home buddy. You've been a complete disaster today.

It's hard to tell through all the typos, but he has a point. The article talks of "Miami's 98-85 win over Memphis;" the only problem is that Miami won 98-85 over Charlotte. It would have been no mean feat if they had beaten Memphis in the first round of the playoffs considering they aren't even in the same conference.

It's not even a misdemeanor in Ann Arbor, it is the equivalent of a parking ticket. Seriously, it's a $25 ticket. The cops will even remind you of that if you get busted for an open container (which is a significantly more expensive ticket)

My favorite part is that possession of small amounts of marijuana in Ann Arbor is punishable with a ticket and a $25 fine. He very well could have a medical card too, which is legal in the state of Michigan. Quit talking out of your ass.

I like where it's not against the law to fail a drug test if you're not on probation.

My favourite part is where I call you a stupid cunt.

1% chance: an astute "Kinja user" you mention will elaborate on the discipline policies of the NBA in a calm and even handed manner

"Yea, fuck the NCAA for coming up with their own standards. More fat kids playing basketball please!"