Except that the person who made the bracket was rooting for both Onion Dip and Queso. Loudly and often. SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE FIRED.

Or mistakenly (dear God I hope it's mistakenly) walked into an Applebee's

PIZZA IS ALREADY PIZZA TOPPINGS ON TOP OF A STARCHY CONVEYANCE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED TO DIP THINGS INTO IT

What is with you people who insist on turning perfectly adequate foodstuffs into dip? Buffalo Chicken Dip? Taco Dip? Do you dip chips into pasta, too?

I'm a college professor who occasionally teaches Western Civ courses. The topic of Greek's mini-penises comes up regularly. Here's what I know.

Re: Historic Dicks

A famous tenet of John Lohke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding is the idea that man can easily revert back to tabula rasa with a well-timed kick to the head.

At the beginning of every season, MLB has two free weeks of the the baseball TV package. Do yourself a huge favor and stay up late (you must be an East Coaster) and watch an entire Dodgers game broadcast by Vin. The laid back delivery interspersed with ads and knowledge drops will heal your soul.

*sigh*

Usually I'm too busy getting shit done in life and writing hot takes on the Dodgers to be bothered to comment on shit like this. However, the comments here are appalling, mostly. What's worse, is that this article is about Erin Andrews and how she got the fucking hook from Fox. If Fox is going to have here on the…

[Pretends to tie shoe]

if Erin Andrews weren't just a smiling pair of tits, we might not be talking about Richard Sherman

No, she's there because she's worked her ass off and yes, she's conventionally pretty but she also comes from a family of reporters and has been working since 2000 to try and destroy people (men's) preconceived notions of women in sports reporting. Is she the best lady to ever be behind the mic? Hell no, but she's…

I thought Andrews' follow-up question "who was talking about you?" was awesome and perfect. It was refreshingly direct, something I rarely hear out of those types of on-field interviews.

It's a narrative that Jezebel has concocted that simplifies (and worse, gets mostly wrong) a vastly more complicated set of interactions, and sadly a lot of the concoctees use it as a way of self-aggrandizement.

Falls down a lot.

Will you stop the fkin 'white people' thing? I am white, I admire the man's talents and I believe that the 49 er player was rude and immature... STFU with the black & white already...can we just be fkn people?

Thuggish, no. But it was unsportsmanlike, it was taunting, and it was really low. I doubt there's an ounce of sincerity in his voice, and he knew exactly what he was doing when he ran over to another player at an emotionally charged moment. Contrary to popular belief, a person can disapprove of Sherman's actions for…

The Simpsons fan in me really wishes the interviewer was wearing a bumblebee costume.

AMAZING. All you morons who said Erin looked scared can shut the fuck up now. Idiots.