NO GOAL! NO.... aww who gives a fuck anymore.

That's fine in the NHL. It adds to the appeal of the playoffs. It's such a long difficult grind to win the Stanley Cup in any case, but to win a game like that can really boost a team's energy going forward and rebounding from losing a marathon game becomes a an emotional challenge.

It doesn't matter if very few…

Argh, against my better judgment I am going to engage your own trollish post because it is so clearly rooted in ignorance.

Sorry Greg, I love this piece but I have to side with Kayla on this particular issue. Were it me, I'd honour her request.

I want to stick up for Kayla a bit here, because given Sherman's energy in the moment it's clear Andrews was afraid, not of Sherman, but that he might say something either profane or derogatory toward her employer. He very easily could have been complaining about, say, something Troy Aikman said about him. An unspoken…

Kenan Thompson's first bit on next week's Saturday Night Live just wrote itself.

Haha, I see you're just as much of a pain in the ass as I am. You'll be watching some movie filled with impossible plot points and unrealistic stunts, but then some minute irrelevant detail will annoy the shit out of you.

As long as your feet dont touch the ground while you are touching wire, you'll be fine.

Everything I know about prison I learned from watching Tango & Cash. So considering that I'm an expert, I have to agree with Hodgson's decision. At least until he can be joined by another NFL player, where they can then break out and prove their innocence while Hernandez fucks his sister.

YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON!

Cutting fruit, getting ice, cleaning glassware, stocking liquor. These are the things that go into pouring a pint of beer. Just like a lot more cost goes into the $4 pint you sell than the 65 cents it costs, a lot more goes into service than the actual pour.

If by that you mean I'd love to see John Ratzenberger find himself another great television role, then yes. If you mean I want out of the grey well I'll happily do that for you right now for that comment.

I'm going to take your broken image as a meta commentary on my point.

You've got it all wrong; nuance and subtlety are dead. Adding an image to a joke is the functional equivalent of explaining why the joke was funny, and we all know that the best kinds of jokes are the ones where you explain why it's funny.

No one really. It's just, like seriously, making a reference and calling it a joke and then showing a picture that takes away the point of even making a reference, the point of which is for people in the know to go "oh haha yeah I remember that" ... not trying to be a dick here, but why waste the typing time?

What are two entities that should shut the fuck up?

Better ways you could have responded to my critique:

I laughed my ass off at it back when I was 11 and first saw it. Now that the same exact joke has been made followed by a self-referential picture which killed even the tiny bit of satisfaction one might get from having gotten the reference to begin with, accompanied by the overall feeling of sadness that comes from…

You're right, I'm wrong. Using pictures of Rob Ford making faces to react to various things is probably the most original comedic thing I've ever seen. If I tell you I'm from Florida, will you get Bugs Bunny and his saw to float me away?

No. It really doesn't. Very few things do. In fact visuals, unless the actual point of the gag, are really starting to get annoying and make it look like Gawker/Jezebel around here.