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In mobile Kinja it has that same iframe problem as the post on average age for pro athletes a few weeks ago. Got a link I can use?

That and he put the sign behind the hole rather than in front of it, like putting a Dead End sign on the opposite side of a ravine.

What makes you think she doesn't already have ringworm? It would be hard to trace to the chicken coop as the likely source, just sayin.

You forgot to mention that Pink is walking around barefoot and without reservation goes poking around in a fucking chicken coop. That's when I knew this was going to be good.

Have to expand it but it comes out like this:

iPhone 4, Safari, iOS 6.1.3. I had a detailed conversation with Lauren and Ernie 3 weeks ago about all the bugs on mobile Kinja and they assured me a fix was in the works. Ernie even went so far as to say he was going to track down an iPhone 4 running iOS 6 and that he would get back to me the following day. Its been

Shouldn't you be in school?

Because fuck Sidney Crosby, that's why.

Oh look, a Pens fan whining like a bitch even though they won. That's new.

"Whoops. Did I get ya?"

It's so bad that I usually have to type up longer comments on my notepad and C&P them into the comment box. The tech team knows about it and said they were fixing it but that was 2 weeks ago. I have no faith in those people to improve anything about Kinja.

Honestly, his typo looks like Kinja fucked him over on a mobile browser. If you're not paying attention, all sorts of fucked up contractions and weird autocorrects will make it through.

Ring worms?

I used to press the hell out of well done burgers because, well, they ordered it well done so fuck em. You ordered a shoe on a bun, I gave you a shoe on a bun. Never got a complaint.

You should click to find out! What could go wrong?

I'm a huge Redwings fan but no, Pavel doesn't even make the top 3. You've got Megatron, Cabrera and JV and I'd bet even Stafford before Datsyuk.

Oh yeah, this looks totally legit.

I think the implication is somewhere along the lines of "derrrr something something black people" cuz basketball. I don't think even the OP fully understands what the fuck he's trying to say, he just has some vague, not fully formed notion in his mind that the methodology is somehow weighted more favorably toward

That must have been FUCKING MORTIFYING.