@Teff: True. That works. But crutches work, too - and have a purpose.

@NykeTheRed: I really don't give a fuck.

@NykeTheRed: Parlez-vous sensitive much?

I prefer Firewire.

@Kaiser-Machead: I'm wondering if the 4% difference could be from pre-cooked weight vs. the Alabama lawyer's findings in post-cooked random samples.

For this theme, it's better that the French animators went the artistic route rather than realistic. Female armpit hair just doesn't translate well on the screen.

I have absolutely no problem with these ingredients. I know what they are, their nutritional value (or lack thereof), their purpose in the mix, and the known risk of consumption.

@Goopplesoft - Reliant Robin of whitenoise: Good point. I would a least expect some kind of tie-in like, "A Lamp, a Hooker, and Taco Bell Meat."

My left hand.

@tegronin001:

@tegronin001: MY ASS.

If you're wondering, you'll pay $1.99 for the privilege of using this app.

If Dickey's runs out of free sausage, I would be happy to share mine with you.

I'm thinking the 19-year-old's story might be... bullshit.

I was about to make a crack about the meter running, but this is just too sad. My heart goes out to anyone who is despondent enough to end it all, stranger or not.

This is highly disturbing. It scares me that there are still people out there that are stupid enough to use Yahoo!.

This article is fantastic. Especially if you take out any reference to power tools and replace it with sexual organs.

Kat, could you please ask JD to do a review? I'm particularly interested in knowing how well this lamp can help me give hookers the spotlight test.

Seems perfectly safe when purchased with accessories.

@Xagest: Being concise is another exercise altogether!