Emoticons are a crutch.

Why are those two little guys pissing on the spindle?

@Interstella5555: That's a lot of oatmeal.

@abeer002: Where did you hear this? Outrageous claims deserve reference links.

He's just trying to save face.

True first words:

Well, shoot. Anytime a company invests money in something, it is strategic.

And this 2005 act of investing a lot in securing agreements and pre-payments for tons of flash memory changed the world. Now it can happen all over again.

@OCEntertainment: I don't think you are truly sorry. Or are you?

The best thing in a can? Really?

I guess the target market for Dead Space 2 is men who live with their moms.

I wonder what kind of sound it makes.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs:

What would happen if you hooked this up to Al Roker?

@Jonathan Reese: He's good that way.

"Spotters, get me a story on a smiling blonde getting milked."

@OCEntertainment: If commenting on Giz is wrong, then I don't want to be............. criticized for it unnecessarily.

I just act like a judgmental prick and it gets me off every time.

@jcnaquin: Dad?

I want her to degauss my monopole.