@mangonights: Fantastic comment, however.

Christ, what an asshole.

1. I can't watch this without laughing my ass off and ITCHING.

@mr_mr: It limped along, but it was a barrel of laughs.

If they were really mocking Abu Ghraib torture, does anyone honestly think they would do it like this?

@tomsomething: 'Brian Severance' Doesn't make any sense.

@tomsomething: Joan?

The purpose of a machine gun leg really has me stumped.

@countjackula: Seems okay for you.

I sense a pattern forming. It seems to include easily digestible mind-snacks that poop smoothly into maximum pageviews.

Wow, this IS going to be a challenge.

@Sturm: Are you sure she wasn't just breaking up with you? Cuz, you know, shit happens.

Here is an idea for Mr. Myhvold.

@Curves: HOLY CRAP... 'PIMPOPOLY'

The "Go" square in Detroit's Monopoly lands you on a dead hooker.

Poor drone... he was probably just looking for "more input."

Just think of all the wasted energy laying around the streets of Philadelphia.

Sometimes gadgets make me horny.

FUUUUU YAAAAA

When I was six I used to stuff my brother's Nerfoop ball in my pants and check out the maternity bra section of the JCPenney catalog. They had, you know, the quick access flaps.