Big Brother will be smelling me, too?

Props to you, Rosa - I feel like this question would not have been asked of the readers six months ago. Not because the product concept didn't exist, but because I felt The Future was all the editorial team wanted to talk about.

@ricoinc99: It's always worth clicking on an article, just for the comments if anything.

@JohnnyricoMC: Just what denominations are magnetic, exactly?

@fusionaddict: Good point. I'll bring lube.

Shoot. This gives me an idea to entertain myself on weekends in downtown Seattle.

We need a new name for 'manhole.'

I have never watched one single episode of this show. I haven't even watched a scene. Is anyone else similarly encased in cultural bubble wrap?

What a missed opportunity. At least David Copperfield knew how to make shit like this totally dramatic to 5 and 70 year-olds.

I'm surprised that my fax machine isn't already spewing out spam offers to stay at this place a week for $99.

@BobFraggle: Holy shit, another child from the 80's. Hello, my medium-aged freind.

In the reflection, his hips are also closer to the stove.

So this roof can handle nearly -0- snow load then? They're screwed with or without the antennae.

It's funny to think what Google may know about competitors' test products. There are probably not too many secrets.

@aec007: Gotta see another angle to know for sure. I don't think a pencil wants to go 'in the out door.'

How's that iPad-optimized beta site coming along, Giz?

Anyone on that side of the street walking around to the passenger side of their vehicle to get in would have been pancaked by this dickhead.

Rosa, apartment owners are going to looooove you.

Quit worrying and just fuck. It's not that hard.

@eddiemonster: