@RodofGod: THIS is what I was looking for in this thread. Well done, sir.

@ps61318:

I'm not comfortable with this "something completely different" notion, Jesus.

@Bluecold: Stay on topic, please. This is about iPhones.

I miss you, modestmouse. #wotd

@talkingstove: I'll see your malapropism and raise you an boner.

@Curves:

@talkingstove: I do not think fornicating means what you think it means.

The day I start looking to corporations to manage my sex life is the day I have completely lost my soul, identity, self-respect and any desire to be creative for the rest of my human existence.

THANK GOD those old farts knew math back then.

Somehow Superman costumes seem more appropriate.

@Hello Mister Walrus: But it won't stick if they don't actually care.

Show me a WiFi-only version, I might buy one.

@Hello Mister Walrus: They should. Study for the purpose of learning will make a person more apt to learn. Study for the purpose of getting good grades will make a person more apt to just get good grades.

@Hello Mister Walrus: You seem to be saying the former is more powerful. If so, I respectfully disagree in that there are some amazing autodidacts out there.

Oh, John. But it Hurts So Good.

I got one when I was 15. It sucked to sleep on, so I got rid of it.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: ... and carry cash.

I bet if you took a picture of Tacoma, WA it would be rendered as Ulence Flats.

Hey, there is a post on Giz with a picture of a baby smoking a BONG!!!