@Deez: It is absolutely related. These are nature's cruel joke - they are not for you, they are for the baby.

And then the baby had craaaaaazy munchies.

@xaronax: I got mutton hands.

It's like cracking an egg without busting the yolk. Quite a trick.

How about making it mandatory that the members of the RIAA have an FM radio shoved up its ass?

At the beginning of the tape, what the hell is Sparks doing to Johnson's ankles? He's kneeling on the guys feet, which is understandable as they try to immobilize and cuff him. But christ, it also looks like he's trying to break his ankles with the baton.

Just when I thought the majesty of 70's-era file cabinets had come to an end, a child is born.

@JJ Gagliardi: WIN

@locust76: Your momma day?

This seems like a good workaround to an ineffective design. But when the natural, obvious and common way to do something causes damage to the product, the product design should be revisited.

@bobert1000: Lame comment day?

Wow, all the people but Kirstie Alley look like ants.

Good lord. Lex Luthor's basketball team is deplorably unimpressive.

Good gawd. I downloaded the kml, and it shows that he drove right past my work when he made the 'R'.

Anyone get the number on that ice cream truck?

So they could have filmed another in the series

@Ian Logsdon: There is a significant difference in performance. Google Voice tries to find matches in the whole english lexicon; Voice Actions has a much more limited scope. The tuning and results are much better.

@pdditty: He can, it would just be very ignorant.

@IceMetalPunk: True. But it only took a fraction of the user's attention.