@koenn: Oh, I get it now.

@DPeezy: Didn't bother to read the article?

I suppose now they're going to tell me that homo erectus never existed, it was just a young Vigodasaurus.

10 PRINT SPEECHSYNTH "PLEASE GIVE ME SEX SO I CAN QUIT FILTHY MASTURBATION"

Kirstie Alley's new dildo is trying to make a break for it.

This should sell excellently - because dammit, we can't go the three minutes it takes to nuke some easy mac without wanking to some Words with Friends.

Late nineties weren't much better.

@TheNimboo: How quickly you forget. [gizmodo.com]

@That-One-Person: Seriously? Is it really so hard to type 'Barrr' into your market search that you feel the need to dick the editor?

@mrgibblechip: And how are these related?

I thought they already had plenty of 'BS in Computer Science.'

Welcome to the bastardization of superlatives in the english language. It used to be that 'magical' and 'revolutionary' meant something. It's not all Apple's fault, but chrissakes, if they were curse words a sailor would blush.

OMG OMG OMG

HAHA

@dokbeast7: Interesting. This explanation makes sense, but I disagree with AT&T's methods. This would be all fine under an unlimited plan, but they need specifics if they are going to cap the data and charge overages.

@ant1pathy: That is fine if they have an unlimited data plan - but if there is a cap, they need to prove their charges.

@sarindipity: 75 megabytes is hardly 'too minor to post individual usage for.' That would be very poor accountability.

"On your planet, science and magic are one and the same? Interesting but lame. Engineering and magic are one and the same. Actually, Engineering and Awesomeness and Beautifulness and Really Really Greatness and Being Better Than Everyone Else-ness and Nobody's Perfect-ness and Freedom From Porn-ness, and magic, are…