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"On your planet, science and magic are one and the same? Interesting but lame. Engineering and magic are one and the same. Actually, Engineering and Awesomeness and Beautifulness and Really Really Greatness and Being Better Than Everyone Else-ness and Nobody's Perfect-ness and Freedom From Porn-ness, and magic, are

Hmmm. Maybe I should not have used KY Warming Gel on mine when I made love to it.

Bilateral symmetry is what keeps out face parts from looking like ass-parts.

Ughh..... just puked on my keyboard

So what's inside that big black box?

@CPD: Have you tried to put a Droid X in your pocket?

"Oohhhhh... Sorry, sir... I thought you wanted to fondle a disk while I showed you my tits."

No, but normal people could do it in normal conditions with a normal hold. They didn't need Philistine hands and contorted, unnatural grip.

@dion.roberts: If you think that is more important than actually completing phone calls, don't buy one.

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@abates25: Which is a bunch of horseshit. This guy had an actual increase in signal when he tried to replicate it.

So, somehow these keys were produced and distributed blindly? How are we sure that whomever made the cards doesn't have a way to create them again?

These are not good days for Steve Jobs' blood pressure.

I'm going to love/hate this app. In my last cross country round trip (two weeks ago) I experienced three delays that caused me to miss connections, forcing me on flights at ungodly hours and taking an entire additional day of travel.

This is true for almost any emerging tech. Nuclear power, for instance.

This makes last week's "Nexus One Is Dead" headline even more annoying.

@HPe: So this one person can say they have 100 million dollars of testing equipment.

Where is the shot of the dude with the giant hands? You know, the one they used to snuff out the competitor's phone signals?

@jsbaugh1: And the comparison with Steve does?