My N1 was my first Andoid phone, and I violated the bootloader within 24 hours.

@truthtellah: Relax. It's a picture of nice boobs, no nips. If you have a problem with that, you are on the wrong site.

I am concerned that my brother would inadvertently disrupt my viewing of the Super Bowl when he talked.

@Apoc28: No, it would only operate when water was flowing.

@truthtellah: Like hell. It is outstandingly appropriate.

@legodt: Christ.

You know what I've always wanted to do? Create a generator that runs off the pressure from city water. True, it's indirectly robbing power from the city's pumping station as it tries to push water through higher resistance, but it just might lower my electric bill.

@truthtellah: I think you just made a double post, but moved the words around a bit. Care to go for a triple?

@legodt: I try not to explain wisecracks, they lose all their verve. But since you seem sincere...

@amazingmao: I am not saying mature dicks don't like porn. My statement excludes no one. Socratic fail.

@truthtellah: They have those. We just don't get to read them.

It's amazing what similarities Tron has with feature-length porn. Great visuals, little meaningful storyline, and a strong appeal to immature dicks.

@CaptainJack: This is a great idea... I wonder if it can be an app....?

@Uckofay: I think this falls under fair use - parody.

@salviati: Interesting, because a lot of people have done this. Have you tried the update already?

@MobileEMP:

@isights: Good gawd.

@NorwoodIsMyHero:

@isights:

@SportBilly: HA... I kill me.