@Jbondkicks: I'm having good experiences, just weak uploads - which is about as minimal of a problem as you can get. I don't usually upload pics or video unless I am around WiFi.

@JEmlayUSA: Goddamn funny reply. Hearted your goddamn heart.

@Korrupt: DINGDINGDINGDING!!!!

AT&T and Alcatel-Lucent jointly identified a software defect — triggered under certain conditions – that impacted uplink performance

@TheNimboo: What does this have to do with the iPhone 4? My HTC phone is having this same problem on AT&T.

Found this on /b/. Any truth? My not smart.

This actually makes me a bit misty-eyed...

+1 Innernets for the person who cracks this hash:

9ec4c12949a4f31474f299058ce2b2...

@hsoftdev17: Huh? It's definitely throttled, it should be faster uploads than that.

He would have better off terminated. Dude is talented, and sometimes people need to be kicked out of the safety of the nest to fly.

@dufus: Holy crap. Did this person work in the Department of Redundancy Department?

@MazdaMania: It's a good thing you said 'many women', because for a second I took you for a misogynist.

@OCEntertainment: Ah, you are on to something. But speed of the jiggle is not quite as important as the breadth and the sheer mass of movement.

@talkingstove: You do that on a phone with no porn? Weird.

@iScuba: Your experience may be completely true, but it is so anecdotal I find it pointless to argue over, even though common knowledge contradicts it.

@usedtowork: Such real-world benchmarks as........?

@TangoTL: Apple and Oranges. (Or lemons.)

That first scratch is gonna make someone SO pissed.

Thanks for the tip! I used the WiFi Analyzer last week and did this from my couch, including logging in to the router from the browser and adjusting the channels live. (Hello, Android multitasking!)