Because you can't spell 'Vehicular Manslaughter' without 'laughter.'

Is that Joe Piscopo?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

There are 350 corks in that mat!

Sounds familiar.

Can we get a NSFW tag on this?

Now just a damn minute... the author of this post - his name is Ray. All too convenient.... Cosmic Ray... Like a cheap comic book nemesis... Is he the jackass that has been doing this to cars?

@The Lab: The owner of your whiskey dick.

Great timing, Frucci. I'm heading to Vegas at 6am tomorrow for a trade show, and I just now read this after all the medical and welding supply houses are closed.

I often have a rainbow in my hand, but only because your mother keeps switching lipstick color.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I'm fully aware of what they probably know about me, and yet I use all sorts of Google services. I don't have a problem with it - I have nothing to hide, and I'm not paranoid.

With everything they are capable of knowing about us on a massive scale - besides internet activity, they can tell where we are going via cell phone activity, what our media preferences are, restaurants, shopping, you name it - I wonder if this gives them some sort of advantage in the buying/selling of electricity…

@matt.barake: True. Maybe I should have said 'needed' instead of 'used' for nothing.

@BeyondtheTech: Which is just looney - the trackball reportedly is used for nothing.