@irish_stickman: BEAUTIFUL :o

Italics are the new steroids.

You all have a very easy life.

You know, sometimes it seems like people get mad about some little, tiny thing. But it turns out that there is really something else that is really bothering them.

I CAN HAS BURGER KING FRANCHIZE

Looks like a poster for Uncle Buck II.

Dear God, what is in his pocket? A grocery cart?

I haven't giggled like that since I applied for a job at Fuchs Livestock.

Nonsense. Dirk will have chip on his shoulder because his team owner got booted from Dancing With the Stars.

@GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: That would be friggin' awesome.

Best use of a Terrible Towel since I last shat.

The next best game on the Xbox will be 'Poon Hero'.

How is it that the Brits have the resources to build a giant robot for another country's sport, but can't get a dental plan?

How can they have the resources to build a giant Jason Taylor robot and still not have a dental plan?

Things left on Mark Cuban's 'Things To Do Before I Die' list: