I'd like to see Caliendo do an impression of a comedian shooting himself in the head.

Does this mean Rex Grossman is going to run for office?

How can anyone wonder at it's failure when it features Bryant Fu**ing Gumbel in play-by-play? Chrissakes, give me someone that actually enjoys the game more than their cuff links.

@What would Kornheiser do?: How can you say that? Gynecologist night would be cool, especially when they slipped the suits on — and taking them off would be like being born.

What a moron. I can't believe he risked the lives of all those people with a thoughtless act of showmanship.

I have this great idea for a game for the Wii called "Money Shot."

I used to enjoy the giant toilet, but the Eagles kicked me out so they could host their season opener.