No big deal.

O-O-O-O-O-klahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane!

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

That’s... wow. Also, “pin number,” for added, “God dammit.”

A few weeks later his older brother told me that the 15 year old was talking about cars that will rip the wheels off if they have too much horsepower. So I asked him where he got that idea from, and he responed that he got it from me. Because I had told him that a very high horsepower car can “break the wheels loose”…

Tyler, you should’ve showed the Harlem Shake version of the video.

Nick: “I want an Enzo, but with a third pedal!”

If you think a Chevette would reliably get you from A to B, then you didn't own back in the day.

2002 Mercedes-Benz G550 $26k.

1996 Viper....Still makes necks snap.

2007 Porsche Cayman S because even though it’s nearly 10 years old, no one will know it’s 10 years old.

1971 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - 30k

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

My thoughts exactly. Add up the damage repair, subtract it from the value of the driveline and it’s worth him paying for the tow to my shop. And scrapping the leftovers for me after I pillage the carcass. And her phone number - obviously a passionate woman.

I think I got syphilis just from looking at the photographs. CP.

Real talk, no snark:

Screw lights. What we need are loudspeakers, as the autonomous cars drive by, they yell “EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!”

At what point would you snap and run for it, if ever?

Until I got so frustrated by the morons surrounding me that I would rather hike the entire Appalachian trail than be near them for another moment.