I impulse buy junk food, or like...two 24oz beers from the gas station two...sometimes three(ish) times a week despite my wife asking me to stop. I am the poop emoji sometimes. 

Has anyone said Charleston Chew?

Girl In Space is fantastic.

What flavor is the Kool-aid?

How old is homeboy on the right?

Twin Snakes is best Snake(s).

How tight is your tinfoil hat today?

I loved it.

Am I the only White person who says Black when referring to my friends, family and co-workers? 

“...who owns a weed for dogs business in San Francisco.” On behalf of white people: Sorry. 

TL;DR, nerd.

She looks like she’s literally in the game...crazy.

Nothing :( other than parks with playground equipment...but as a 30 year man I was wary of playing on them haha.

What’s the TL;DR? People worried that they will completely alter the source material?

Lamest Oregon Trail DLC I have ever SEEN ;-P

Two words:

I blame Goldeneye 64. Mags were called clips when you picked them up :-P

“ If it’s just a .25 mm flesh wound, then I can’t allow you to say it. If it is a .357 Magnum in the chest or head area ... hold up. Let me think for a little longer.”

Finally! A normal human! HAHA.

I have tried SO MANY TIMES to learn, and then learn to love Civ V because it runs on my crappy laptop.