Alternative article title: “Some Fans have a Vagina Bone to Pick with the Switch Version of Tokyo Mirage Sessions”

Borderlands fans care about one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it truuuue? Mmmhmmm, VooDoo, VooDoo, Voo-do-hooooo!

Today is your day.

Today is your day.

When I was little, all I wanted was a portable version of my NES. Not the Game Boy, a portable NES that I could play Kid Icarus all day on without having to share with my stupid brother.

... whatever.

I’m one of those people. I’m insane enough to blast MGR:R soundtrack on loud ass.

Devil May Cry 5 is a wild mess of demonic magic, blood, brooding twinks, butt rock music, kung-fu homage, and joyous gameplay.

Thanks, friend. This was a real fun one and I’m glad you enjoyed it. Super excited to play on the unlocked hard mode and really get good!

Put this review in the Smithsonian, because it's an absolute treasure. 

i’m gonna be completely honest: i got through the whole game and didn’t even realize i could purchase orbs with Real World Earth Money until talking with heather about it yesterday

Yes, but the Switch is more portable.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

lmao i literally started a solophilia quest last night

Even in Legend of Legacy there was some effort. 

Damn you Luke, having a girlfriend is not cheap, how do you expect me to buy things for myself too? Damn you!!!!

Man, Luke, I’ve said it a million times already, but I’ll say it again: You have some great taste in music. A little old Baroness is a beautiful thing. I love their new stuff, but the heaviness of their older stuff is pretty great. I loved Purple, but it’s only my second favorite album of theirs, behind Red.

I also tend to think that sometimes people equate “I have 3 or 4 golds in a game that went badly” with “I was the best player on the team.”

Yo man, Professor Willow....lord.

ayyyyyyyy