Unfortunately for the farmer, the John Deere technician is going to have to come out to train the computer to recognize the new replacement windshield.

Seek help.

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

I’m honesty surprised how quickly the aftermarket jumps on this shit.

This. Every word of this X1000. Add the late 90's Ford Explorer to the list, too.

Wouldn’t “post-apocalyptic technology” be… a rock?

Don’t worry, that’s coming next. I’m going to be working this beat (lol) further and deeper.

That is a rabbit hole I’m still following down for a future update. Thus far the finances don’t show anything too surprising aside from a million dollars to Microsoft for cloud services, and the fact that the CEO of AAMVA has a cushy $400k/yr job. Donors appear to be anonymous, for now.

YES.  You ever walk up to a Mercedes and you know exactly how it’s going to smell, and then you get in it and you’re exactly right?  Or a 90s Toyota. Or an 80s Nissan.  

Because alot of it is true =) They put the brightest lights possible, just to ride your butt in the right lane at 80mph

“No sir, I am absolutely definitely not an organ thief. How many miles would you like the car to have?”

We can add “dirt” to the list of things that want to kill you in Australia.

I keep forgetting Tesla’s still alive

it was nice of them to restore the turn signals to somewhere they can be fucking SEEN

Customer: “But I made a reservation”
Dealer: “reservation was cancelled, so we can make more money”

Finally some decent lumbar support in coach!