This is the 2021 version of replying “First” to an article.

It’s hard to keep my two jobs separate sometimes.

There’s THIS....and then there’s the rest of Jalopnik. Hard to believe this is on the same site. Thanks for the awesome posts Mr. Tracy. One of the only reasons I keep coming back.

Enhance.

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

I believe 5 pieces of patriotic flair is the bare minimum.  Are you OK with doing the bare minimum?  ;-)

“1999 Honda Civic”

for a mobility car thats cheap as hell. should be nice for someone who needs it and cant fork over the 80k for a new conversion.

Why are those seats making me hungry?

In Russia, luggage conveys you!

I’m guessing it won’t be long before some enterprising aftermarketeer will unleash some absurd heckblende to ruin the whole look (apologies if you’re into that sort of thing).

A lot of commenters on here are going to be like “well what did you expect form these people?” and there’s something there but think about it this way: if not one points out that it’s fucked up to venerate toys built by fascists to congratulate other fascists on how fascist they are, these people will just keep doing…

I’m seeing KИ. A russian brand?

You are almost right, although not for the reasons you might expect. The car was to be named The Thoroughly Thought Through, unfortunately the young man tasked with ordering the badges fell of his bicycle on the way to work, badly chipping his front teeth. It was partially botched orthodontic treatment that led to the…

“This is a pretty random article”

He was pushing to an intersection of roads with shorter names. You know-paperwork.

Let’s assume that the little 1.0-liter, underpowered Polo speeds up to 70 mph (but has an average speed of 65 mph due to the time it takes to accelerate those 15 mph with that little three-cylinder motor), and has to not only travel the two car-lengths between it and the truck ahead, but also has to drive the…

i’m more concerned about the probably current silverado based medium duty truck. the old gen they’re currently producing already looks enormous, i can’t wait to see it with four headlights stacked on top of each other.