LOL, now here’s the Jag...

Similarly, I have petitioned Nissan to commission a custom Versa to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of me getting divorced from my psychotic ex wife.

Ok, it can’t be that bad if I try to...

I tried my own car, and I guess I’m not sleeping tonight

“Bring me David Tracyyyyy”

David, your passion and enthusiasm is easy to see in your writing and keeps me coming back to jalopnik.

I am, by law, required to post this gif :

I really appreciate Mazda’s commitment to branding.

The Durango used Caravan taillights for a generation. Doesn’t look bad at all in certain applications.

This one inflates your floaties! How cool! I assume in the unlikely case of a water landing….

For $10,500? A Cavalier? I don’t care it it’s a convertible. Hell, I wouldn’t care if it also included a modest vacation package to the glorious sunkist beaches of Puerto Rico valued at $5,500, while Vanna White herself flips the final letters as I solve “My wife is leaving me because I bought a Cavalier for $10,500.”

Power is provided by a 130 horsepower 2.8-liter OHV V6. That’s matched to a three-speed transaxle feeding the front wheels

Mother of Mercy. This 5000 lb SUV gets to 60 mph a full second sooner than a 2001 996 Turbo?

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Somebody better use this an excuse to do a harlequin Bronco.

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Kudos to Panasonic. Managed to pull a pump and dump with someone else doing the pumping.