On the opposite end of things, this used to always bug me when I’d see it:

At least it’s not like the newest Charger.  Get behind one at night on the way home and you’ll still see it when you go to bed and close your eyes. It’s like the Kenny Roger’s Roasters sign, but mobile.

495,000 on my 2000 Econoline dually van (E450 running gear all around) with the V10. Bought it from Enterprise with 105,000 miles. It was a plain white van when I bought it, got dualliefied a year after I bought it (after chewing through too many rear tires). Then got it’s extreme makeover around 250k when I realized…

My first plate was the last of the green-letters. Wish I could have kept it so as to not need a front plate, though they might make people replace them now when they look like that one. I just got my car inspected and the guy told me I needed a new front plate to pass because the reflective white was worn from >500k…

I thought this was a Troy and Abed reference until I clicked the link. 

Put a big red bow on it and put it in my driveway Christmas Day. I don’t need to care what the APER is with this price. Sure, with those miles some things will need to be refreshed but it looks nice and the refreshed parts don’t need to be done all at once.... Nice Price for me.

B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Also noted: shop safety sandals.

These are the sorts of stories that I know many of us come to Jalopnik for. You don’t find many of these type of stories anywhere else. But they are almost a weekly thing here.

I think Buttigieg’s nomination is actually pretty interesting, if you care about politics. This is a guy who has just vaulted himself from mayor of a small city, to a Cabinet post running a department that is in itself half the size of said city. He did it by raising his profile with a presidential run—one that was…

Clicking the link to the Twitter fight was a huge mistake; not sure why I did that.

You forgot one:

This is Xzibit A in overdoing it. 

“That’s beautiful, especially the rear!” - Chris Bangle.

...noise-making apparatus...

Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy to confirm that Mercedes is my real government name. :)

A: “We’re the Toyotathonian Peoples Front!”

Dude move closer to work.