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Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

And don’t be shocked if they don’t even need anything in your car and just track your phone. Be a killer on your rates if you aren’t in airplane mode on a flight.

I do like the way they have embraced the real future of global warming. I mean check this guy out. He’s prepared for a serious flood.

Am I doing this right?

You’re so far under the joke...

Depends on if we’re talking standard or special cause plates. If we’re talking standard, I’ve always been a fan of New Mexico plates. The alternate red over yellow not pictured is solid too.

Any state that requires front plates is automatically disqualified, no matter how nice the design might be.

For the life of me, I cannot understand why this was never produced.

I don’t know about “best”, but “concept I was most likely to buy if it made it to production” goes to the Buick Avista.

The ME Four-Twelve

Son? Is that you?

It was a weird shoot.

No no, a Ford representative definitely took that photo.

“Captiva” is apparently Chevrolet for “leftovers”.

You need one of these to follow you everywhere.

It’s not often that I award a 5/5 to something that doesn’t have an LED light bar, but god damn..

For only $600 per month, you can drive a rental car... EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Isn’t that Dante’s 4th level of Hell?

Adjustable hammer