Alabaster!

Fe2O3 makes a great popcorn seasoning.

As an Atlantan, I’m not worried. This is just going to be a drop in the bucket of Altima drivers flying at 90mph with their high beams on.

Imagine the gearbox and pedal jump cuts. The Model T has so many strange controls, it’s hard enough to drive the damn thing normally.

Team 2 is #2! Had a blast again.

I’m the Honda Beat guy in Group 6. This was a blast of a game. Let’s do it again!

The rear bar on the later ones was neon

Reminds me of that time my son Bobby got gout from eating all those deli sandwiches.

No, Dan Bejar’s band. They’re rad af.

A few years ago The Flaming Lips covered Dark Side Of The Moon in its entirety:

A fake diff is almost as bad as a fake sunroof.

Thanks P. George for all the words, avoiding listicles, and for sitting in the same car that Jason used to test his car-pee rig.

It’s more interesting than that:

Are we actually going to get the laser Matrix headlights in the US? Last I heard we were still fighting an uphill battle that required headlights to only have low-beam or high-beam modes because FMVSS 108 was written in the stone age.

Ha, I sure did. CS 1372 with Leahy. Too bad they don’t teach that anymore.

A Chevy will run badly for longer than most cars run. 

I can echo that, albeit to a much cruder extent. My intro C class used the GameBoy Advance as our case study. The final project required us to write a game from scratch for the GBA. 

Ed is a righteous dude. I see him frequently at local car shows in Atlanta, and he’s always great to chat with.