Go for the gold!

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

That’s a fine head of hair!

With Ilitch, it’ll just be swept under the rug.

Sanka, ya dead?

“No Google coders”

Guess what. Nearly EVERY programmer uses other people’s code snippets because it’s already been written.

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

What’s the big deal? This was only like 3% more depressing than any of the other Cub games that Scott watched.

“fun environment” - must laugh at the boss’ stupid jokes

Right? Like they use chickens to play magic or something. And then the cops bust in and take em down.

Not good news for the staff of Electoral College Gameday.

Throw a punch: Handled internally.

lawsuit was a pain in the ass

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.