"Fap2Win" or "Play2Fap"?

These lightsaber designs are so impractical

Just like the old cartoons... also... not so subtle Easter Egg.

A Hydro-Dynamic Lightsaber

jesus fucking christ they are literally not even making the fucking game. how do they have so much money and so little to show for it. this has to be fraud at this point.

If you buy anything sight unseen these days you have only yourself to blame. You don't deserve a free game for blindly buying garbage.

Thanks for buying our broken game. As apology, we're offering you the chance to spend more time with our shitty product!

Because apparently women aren't suppose to have thick skin, but men are taught to just deal with it.

So you actually buy the game solely for the campaign?