The JJ Abrams model:

Women ruin everything men love.. even sex. A happy man is a single man with a few FWB... and porn.

No pics of Glenn yet? I am disappoint Internet, I am disappoint.

They definitely need to go back to full-scale RTS. However I think they could do a great MOBA, and online TCG, not even joking. In all of their digital pursuits they are yet to even remotely connect any of it to the table-top game.. which is sad.

If there was ever an identity-confused company it is GamesWorkshop. They don’t know wtf their core is. They don’t know wtf their canon is. They don’t know wtf their fans want. They just charge more for an ounce of plastic than it would cost for a heart-transplant.

You mean like telling the military to stand down and let our ambassador die?

“Better then a grifting, draft dodger”.. add rapist, Haitian-embezzler, and a PRESIDENT WHO WAS ACTUALLY IMPEACHED and you’d have Bill Clinton described to the T.

When millionaires have to pay ANYONE for sex it makes me laugh. How bad do you have to be with women that your bank account can’t do it?

Neckbeard, good one. Haven’t heard that one. Am I in my mom’s basement too? Maybe I wasn’t loved as a child. Grr more money in my paycheck, grrr.. Grrr our enemies now respect our will to fight back again instead of being walked over..

Thanks, Kotaku, for reminding us that only brown kids can read.

Back in college, a roommate had a friend who would come over to play NCAA Football on my PS2.. He went and edited his entire team to be 6'10 400 lbs and max speed and max everything all the time.

You didn’t even get it.. wtf man.

GTA Online is trash. You spend all your money on cars and guns that you ultimately don’t get to use on missions/heists. A 50 year old junker cargo plane with propellers and you have to attack little bird choppers in a specific time limit? Yeah, that’s called fucked up bullshit.

Still mad?

Name the racism. Lowest black unemployment? Lowest Hispanic unemployment? gang members who were here illegally? Please oh mighty SJW, tell us.

Pro-tip... that’s all I got, just the tip.

Oh, don’t be ridickulous...

Pro-tip...

Is it then fair to say that the poor kid won’t get to pull the “I’m oppressed because... white-privilege...” card? I think his name will disqualify him from playing any of those cards

What list of overdone garbage...