No wonder our country is dead with no hope. Kids are truly clueless and have absolutely no sense of reality.

OMG. "he let me die". Lol. Good thing there were no kids involved like in my situation where my ex met and sexted with 5 other guys and ended up wanting a divorce... He let her die in a pretend world. haha. Hilarious. I'm betting he said "don't go off on your own or I'll let you die." Grow up. Move on. You are clearly…

If this were 1998 they'd be blaming Black Ops II that he probably played on his PS3 or 360.

So then what's every other thug's excuse for committing the same domestic crimes? Playing a sport is no excuse for these actions. The NFL holds zero liability. You get paid handsomely for your issues. If you don't like it then LEAVE, flip burgers at McDonald's.

Wow Deadspin. Crediting an article with absolutely no mention of the players name but you know who it was. Fail journalism, it's here to stay.

Awesome. If you could breed this, you would be an instant billionaire. The Trike Cat. I said it first!

9 months later...

A major console developer lying about graphics output? NEVAAARRR!!!

Don't forget to purchase your $100 Elite package which gives you access to the beta for the game that releases after the next one that comes with a special MW2 and MW3 version that was part of the first Elite release which was the 3rd map of the 15th XBOX only version that was only available to players who owned 2nd…

Spawn! Run! Shoot! Die! Spawn! Die! Shoot! Spawn! Lame achievement (Frog Nuts, where you get a new tag to display your douchebaggery that looks like a silhouette of 6 frogs in a circle jerk with a pair of bright red womans lips in the corner). Spawn! Die! Spawn! 13 year old tells you he's gonna screw your mom tonight!…

It better live up to the expectations, otherwise, they may as well have given all of the money they invested to Barack Obama and let him waste it on green energy...

What you don't see is all of the images of Altair and Ezio that the character and game are copi.... er based on.

Can you really call something a "review" if it hasn't been released yet and you haven't even "previewed" it? The apple continues to fall farther from what was once a respectable journalism tree. How about a REAL Mass Comm. major Kotaku? I'm looking for work and I'll give you at least SOME credibility.

Hooded assassin.. where have I seen that before... hmmmmmmm. There is no originality in the corporate world of video games. Games are becoming shittier and infinitely more costly.

The entire sci-fi aspect of the series is just plain retarded. This is what happens when French-Canadians do things. Cut the sci-fi gayness and just give us a fucking medieval series of awesome.

How, did it... even... get into the Apple Store... in the first place??? We all saw previews for it describing exactly what it was about. Working conditions are as prone to change in the near future as the entire Middle-East converting to Mormonism in the near future. It will never change. They only need the slightest…

Btw, shower sex isn't all that fun. It's kind of a pain in the ass actually, trying not to DIE from slipping and falling. I would never have gone in there with suds though...

Soapy shower.. so cliche. That's gotta sting like a bitch when the suds get in there, no? Tell us how it is ladies, er, shower whores. The guy looks like he could wear the same cup size bra as the girl..

Free-To-Play means Pay-To-Win. WE the CONSUMERS have to stop playing these games. It will cost you $500 to fully play through a game that today would cost you $50 and you would expect a full game experience for it. Paying for bullets, guns, armor, time, etc... STOP GIVING IN! STOP!