Free SCII product Key or 3 month WoW sub to all [Battle.net] accounts who purchased the game before noon today.

Here's one. You wake up, drive to work on a freeway full of shitty drivers right. Then, you walk across the parking lot in the rain. Once you get inside you have to get to the elevator across tiles w/o slipping.

Funny thing is, the corporate fucks who decided to be stingy on servers for the game think of you and me as nothing more than mindless gerbals.

Only to find out that you still have not really made it into the game...

So after 12 years in the making, months and months of beta, $60 fucking dollars for pre-order, the best that Blizzard, a company that makes nearly half a billion dollars a month, can do is "Wait, we don't have the server space needed.."

All Mass Effect games are nothing but feature length documentaries.

A big fucking +1. STOP FUNDING THE SHIT BEFORE IT'S EVEN PRODUCED!!!!

So sick of pre-order exclusives. Gamestop is ruining games.

When you take 12 years, you better break the record.

Morpheus (PC Gamers) talking to Neo (Console Gamers):

Confirming... If 2 identical players, except in name, MAX out skills and wear SAME equipment they will have equal abilities.

Gamestop, why don't you just cut straight to the bullshit. Your endgame is to be a pre-order only destination. Just empty your stores and put posters up of all the games coming in the next 2 years. It's clearly your desire.

Trendy and dying is as trendy and dying does. Gamestop has fast become my least favorite place to shop for games. This may be the end of my experience with them. Before we know it they will be selling Washing machines and Ovens. Best Buy Jr.

You a total fool and a tool. Good ol' Macs: Half the power, Twice the price. They can run Windows, but very inefficiently and with many sacrifices to power. Keep lying to yourself.

Just lost a little respect for Steam.. and just threw up a little in my mouth.

This stuff happened all the time in BF2. Love the velocity/momentum glitches.

Petty vandalism? More like a physical beating or two and total fire damage of property.

....but, if you happen to have 666 on both your hand and forehead, please proceed in-store to pick up your game.

As a seasoned EvE Online player (3 yrs now) I fear no scam tactic. I can spot them a mile away and smell them 2 miles away.

Wow, KOTAKU coming out of the liberal closet and slapping conservatives in the face while at it. You just lost my 10 visits per day.