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From the hullabaloo in the English press, it’s apparently akin to leaping over the net and nutting your opponent.

Does Durant really strike you as the kind of guy who would have several duplicitous face-to-face conversations with teammates just prior to the most important decision of his career, as opposed to the type who’d just stop answering text messages from his teammates during that period and later faux-apologize to them

In a footrace analogy, it would be getting penalized for leaving the blocks before the gun.

It’s “policed as closely as foul balls, three-point shots, and touchdowns.

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Alright, I need some baseball “expert” to explain something to me here, probably so I can then yell at them for being stupid. What possible leg to pitchers have to stand on in this situation? Dietrich is standing in the batters box, he’s maybe a little closer to the plate than average? I watched and paused the clip of

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

As an Orioles fan, I can confirm that, yes, this is the case.

Through some strange technicalities, the Marlins are considered a Major League team for stats-keeping purposes.

What the fuck do they make shelves from in Montana

That bare closet is now a bear closet.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Cardboard man gets paid?

This is so lame, in a way that only #brands know how to be lame. I wonder if the USWNT asked these various pro sports team to send out these tweets, and gave them this stupid as hell template. This seems like way too coordinated of an effort across various pro sports league to have been done without their involvement.

He’s bored, man

Mental illness is touching my life right now and as an old-ish, semi red ass kind of guy, it’s been difficult for me to get my mind around. As I’ve been struggling with how to help and what all this means, seeing these kinds of testimonies has been important in helping me reframe my understanding of what it means to

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.