You don’t know that. You can’t know that. And “should” doesn’t mean “will.”

Still, the wildly celebratory World Cup goal celebrations (first goal or not) are inappropriate when a game is 11-0.

Fun fact, Tyrus had a small guest role with two other fromer WWE wrestlers during the first season of GLOW. After the season had filmed, both Brie and Gilpin, the main stars of the show, implied that some of the guest stars had made them feel uncomfortable during filming. Out of the three wrestlers, Tyrus was the only…

I thought they did ease up. The US shooters are so accurate and that breakaway goal wasn’t really one you pass up on, it was so beautiful. But at like 7-0, I thought they tried to tone it down and Thailand just wouldn’t let them.

Even Thailand’s Nild said that the USWNT weren’t being unsportsmanlike, but whatever you want to think I guess. These players train for years to get to this stage, and they shouldn’t have to tone down their excitement regardless of the score.

That was a knockout game. This is group play. 

For many players a World Cup Goal will be their ONLY World Cup Goal. I encourage them to celebrate each and every one. 

if the men’s team scored this many and celebrated the same way after goal 5, we’d be having the same discussion.

Until Sweden plays Thailand and beats them 12-0.

I mean, the issue here is that Thailand is a much weaker team not just than the U.S. but Sweden too. In that case, it’s not really that much of a stretch to suggest that Sweden could also go out there this weekend and beat up on Thailand. If the U.S. decides to lay off after a certain number of goals, and Sweden…

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

I’d think the same if Man City scored 13 against an amateur non league opponent.

“The US continuing to score goals was uncalled for. They were just humiliating poor Thailand.”

Driving through a lot of small towns I think my favorite thing is probably:

Two thoughts:

I know there’s some sort of rule of the internet where the first one to reference Hitler or Nazis loses; I think you can add to that “the first guy who hits the other with a ‘what the fuck you lookin’ at, bitch’ is the loser” corollary.

haven’t seen an nba player startle a nurse like this since greg oden’s last physical 

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Honestly, in my mind, all these dead letters are performed in the style of William Shatner reading Sunday night open mic slam poetry at the local Java Hut.

“tubby 2 shoes atheist” is my rap name. Please don’t steal it.