I'm sure it's poisoned.

Sorry Janice, no matter how many times you say it, Lauren Hutton was the 1st supermodel.

How fucking delusional do you have to be to withdraw your name from being nominated for an Emmy bc in your teeny tiny bitchy brain you think the writers weren't up to par… yet hearing about how you're difficult to work with "took some stomaching" and actually think "there's nothing I can do about this except to sort…

"I'm sorry [Rhimes] is left with such a crappy impression of me,"...after I threw a hissy fit and basically told the world that I thought the material she was writing wasn't befitting of an actress of my caliber. This is just a classic non-apology where she's really sorry the other person has a totally justified…

Who?

Awesome! He came to my work on my one day off! I feel like it might have been easier to acknowledge the celebrity, comedy god, huge influence of my personality thing if there weren't tons of other folks trying to take surreptitious selfies in the background. Or, I might have just mumbled and made a fool of myself…

unggggggggggg i am like, eating a lame salad rn gimme all ur potatoessss

He came into my work once. We made eye contact and I literally dropped what I had in my hands on to the nearest table and ran away to the back room. I could not be trusted to stay cool, so I had to remove myself from the situation. Probably the most responsible and adult thing I've ever done.

Everyone seems to agree he is the one celebrity (aside from Tom Hanks who goes without saying ) who really is "that" nice in real life.

I know, right? THESE are the parents I want to BE.

Does Swift's friend entourage need a 52-year-old actor?

My dream dad?

Stanley Tucci. n_n

Sometimes, I wonder what is wrong with a person whose reaction to an attempted assassination of a public official is to make a lame-ass snarky comment about feminism.

The adrenaline from the excruciating pain of being that badly burned would temporarily make him not feel pain, I am thinking.

I always thought they were college roommates.

I always kind of figured that Ernie and Bert were brothers. Half-brothers; they have two different dads because their mom is of loose morals (it also explains why they look so different). They seem to live alone because Mom is always out of the house, at bars and stuff. Bert sort of displays the classic older…

His rocket science-related choices seem sound. Sartorial choices and emotional intelligence not as much

Is this the same guy with the ugly tattoo of the asteroid-probe-landing on his leg? We should not trust any of his choices.

#notallfuglyshirts

Maybe Kim Kardashian was paying homage to this guy's shirt yesterday. Who knew she was a science nerd?