I knew a white girl in my co-op at my super hippie collage who....was allergic to soy, but a vegan (so cooking for her was horrible), and who also told me that she was going to get a tattoo of Pocahontas on her back, because Pocahontas was her spirit guide, or herself in a past life, or something. My eyes just about…

Holy spoiled rotten, Batman! Alexis Neiers seems like an awful person. The tattoo of her own face is just icing on the cake.

When I first heard Emma Watson speaking in one of the previews, I was like "God, is that really what she thinks an American accent sounds like?", but once I heard the actual girl speak, I realized Emma Watson is as amazing as I always believed her to be, and Alexis just sounds crazy.

I seriously just realized how spot-on Emma Watson's impression of her is in the movie.

So now we have proof that being ugly on the inside starts to show on the outside after awhile.

Well, he used to look like this. Not that it matters either way.

That's what he looks like now? That's... rough.

My favorite part about all of the classist (and 'regionalist', haha southern people are gross, poor, stupid and fat) undertones of the show is that the stars just. don't. give. a. fuck.

This just in world: Rich people totally fart too. Even thin people do!

So is the "joke" here that hahahaha, poor Southern people smell bad? Seriously asking, because whenever I bring up that this show strikes me as classist-as-fuck, people get REALLY upset.

And?

I am all for self objectification. Madonna did it first and made it empowering. I find I feel ultra powerful naked. Rihanna chose this picture I'm sure.

So what's your proposed solution — that fatties wrap themselves in garbage bags until it motivates them to lose enough weight to fit into regular clothes? Honestly, the stupidity here is astounding.

So you're saying the fat people that you abhor should walk around naked? Or perhaps burlap sacks?

Well, I think we should stop enabling fat America by banning food. All of it. No more food. Not even for not-fat America, because those fat people would figure out a way to get it. They're crafty, those fatties.

A 37 inch waist is a size 14? I'm a size 14 but I don't have a waist anywhere near that size. Is that because I have a huge ass? Ugh, sizing in women's clothing is why I have no success at buying clothes ever.

Ugh. Those things will fuck with your head. When I was pregnant I had a breakdown over a dead deer at the side of the road.

New Yorkers do not often shy away from helping out!

It is heartening (if that is a word) to see other people run immediately to her aid.

New Zealand. Take your mum.