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If you don't say "no! Don't do that!" - it isn't assault, right? That's consent.

I'm the type of person that would talk directly to the kid. "Hey, I'm a stranger, and I could be a serial killer for all you know, and you're pissing me off. You wanna sharpen up up your act?" Sometimes Random Stranger scaring the shit out of your kid can be a helpful parenting tool. Am I right?

What are you expected to say when someone asks if you are a feminist? "Oh no. I am here to serve the needs of men, and I accept that my life will always be worth less than theirs."

No, I make jewelry.

Oh, sweet, ranch flavored revenge.

Abyss, that was my EXACT thought. I had it cut to paste already.

I think more women should just punch these dickheads in the face. While wearing lots of heavy sharp rings.

Wait he cooks? Awwwww.

I am a white woman and I just - total strangers sticking their hands into your hair? I can't even. Isn't that assault?

Is that from 1900? I always wanted to see that.

Thank you for Peter Saarsgard in Kinsey. That is an underrated film an his work was excellent in it. And yet.... no still of Keanu Reeves leaping out of bed when Lori Petty pops a bullet in the pillow next to his head in Point Break......?

The painted-in roots are killing me. Hilarious. Well done.

Benedict, come on. Eww.

She is totally on point. I love here.

That's my favourite one as well.

I'm getting tired of the phrase "off their meds."

Also, it's almost like he's advertising that she's 10 years old to the pedophiles.

I Googled this for you. I wish I could hug you and also give you these sweaters and they would fit you perfectly. You can cry if you want to. Arohanui, Kia kaha.

When I am in America I tend to blank everyone who tries to talk to me on the street, because I just assume they are trying to sell me something.