How in the hungover Hell has America gotten by all these years without Berocca?

Hey lady, Frida Kahlo says you're a pussy. Also, don't text and drive, you dick.

Ah, but C.A. was. And now you have to live with it.

I would SO eat that. You mean they just chucked that bread out? What a waste!

Critiquing the documents of the past in this judgmental way is pointless and shallow.

Withnail was an amazing breakout role for a teetotaler.

Dear Kat. If you are going to read historical things from back in the Old Days, you are going to have to harden up, dearie.

'Honestly, I've only had a few light ales.'

Ooh, Richard E. Grant. Yes please.

"Washes him out", or "Makes him look more acceptably whiter"?

I think you're thinking of someone else.

She was so perfect in everything she's ever done.

Many people lose their jobs because of their off-work behavior, even when they are also punished under the law.

Except Laura Dern? Why?

There's a prick like that in every workplace, skiving off, letting the other guy do all the work while they dick around. And yes, it's usually me.

No, you didn't get it. I said that he has already been punished for this crime by the justice system. He does not need to be punished again by his employer. If he assaulted a person, and was punished by the law, there is no reason to fire him.

I don't get it. A man kicks a dog and he should lose his job? He's already been punished by the law.

Well, you'd think he would have let you know!

I still want an appliance called Blaine. Maybe I'll make a stick-on logo.

Yes, these two. Also, You are actually gorgeous and surrounded by people that adore you but don't know how to express it to you.