This GIF is everything.

Nice attempt at trolling but your armchair diagnosis does not carry water

Maybe she quit smoking.

Gravity defying bosoms always remind me of this immortal vaudeville line...

If they weren't real they wouldn't shift around or be otherwise affected by gravity.

Her kid probably is pregnant. To her Dad.

Oh okay. You didn't get it. Never mind.

It happened in Australia, too.

This fucking guy. He CANNOT look bad.

Congratulations! You got it!

I, myself , not being the original poster, have done countless good deeds that the world will never know of because I don't feel the need to publicize them in an effort to prove myself worthy of the world's love.

That's just how I feel; "Nice try, homewrecker". Remember when she used to do her charity work and good deeds on the quiet? No, neither do I.

Because I give a shit about people who have to look at me.

Put a skillet that has a fitted lid on a stove element and heat it to just under High.

I can make amazing cheesy biscuits in a skillet at home in 5 minutes for pennies.

You are awesome.

This is why I stopped drinking when I hit 40. And wearing denim.

Kids bleating. They're inescapable.

Mmmm, Soave. I love Soave.

It was a minute before I worked out that the voice was Ze Frank and by then I was completely turned on.